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Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days
(www.theguardian.com)
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2026
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According to the article 10.000 were provide for 3.000 people, while in Paris 300.000 were provided for 10.500 people, so about 10 times as much. Nothing to do with hornyness, a lot to do with someone in charge being either a cheapskate or a prude.
Also, since 1988 condoms are provided for free to the athletes, and since 1988 the press feels they need to report on this. Yes we get it, these are just normal people doing normal people things.
Nah, it's much worse than that... they're young, beautiful people, at the peak of fitness and health, having the best time of their lives yet in serious need of de-stressing due to the competitive nature of the event (yet unable to do drugs and alcohol due to needing to be in top shape and anti-doping regulations), all bunched together in hotels.
Three condoms per person is evidently way too few to contain that.
At the 2016 Games in Rio a total of 450,000 condoms where distributed among the 11,180 athletes... 10,000 is a joke (even if the Winter Olympics are a 1/3 of the size of the summer)
But they are so horny! How is that not newsworthy? I mean, they are really horny, so.
So we took a bunch of people in their late teens to mid twenties and put them somewhere new and exciting. We're treating them like rock stars. They're all in peak physical form, good looking, and under constant physical and mental stress.
And you're telling me during their time off they're going to be fucking each other? Who could have predicted this !?
Aw, now im jealous. They're sinners!
God damn Italians and their hatred of safe sex.