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Tell me without telling me that you've never needed the police to do anything useful.
Are you kidding? Police LOVE investigating petty vandalism. Almost as much as DAs love prosecuting them! Top priority. Clearance rates are very high. You may have to call them 2 or three times before sleepy fatass deputy (who it too stupid to do anything else) will come and take make a report but trust me, they really do care, and will stop at nothing to achieve justice for your spy gadget.
Half the prison population in US are people who drew swastikas on Teslas.
Fear not! Your doorbell will be avenged!