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When you try to spread cold butter on toast (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If it's your first time, make sure it's special. Don't use that cheap, regular butter. Spend a little extra and get the fancy stuff. In Norway, you'd be looking for this one in the shop:

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sweetie, my first time - the cows were milked by Hasidic monks in the silvery light of the moon at Sumer solstice and churned by the feet of Buzz’s tarantula, dancing the tarantella while listening to the music of John Candy’s polka band in the U-Haul that brought Catherine O’Hara home to Kevin in the eternal classic Midnight Cowboy; launching Jason Bateman’s acting career.

Edit: his bro’s name was Buzz…