this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2026
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[–] cm0002@mander.xyz 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But...what if I like my toast a little soft :c

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I like my toast how I like my penii… raw, dry, white and flaccid.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You ain't right.

Hahahaha, made me snort.

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah. There’s like a list. I’m basically a cautionary tale: greatest hits.