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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon works in cybersecurity (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 19 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 16 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

>Drops off meeting because he had a windows update
>He uses a Mac

Now that's the real hackerman

[–] whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Big brain excuses to ditch meetings

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

Seriously, that sounds like a person who perfected the skill of avoiding work. Something you'd laugh at as too ridiculous in a BOFH story. One should be honored to see such a master of his craft. I wish I had the poker face to pull stuff like that off.