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It is sadly not a satire article and comment section there has taken it quite seriously as well.

I would have posted an archive.org snapshot instead but the latter refuses to crawl the site due to pay wall restrictions.

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[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 7 points 20 hours ago

Honestly the headline is a bit clickbait, it's mostly about teenagers having part time jobs.