Melbourne

2368 readers

33 users here now

This community is a place created for the people of Melbourne and Victoria. We are a positive, welcoming and inclusive community. We might not agree about everything, but we always strive to stay civil and respectful.

The focus of our discussions is based around things that affect Victoria, but we are also free to discuss our local perspective on wider issues. Or head to the regular Daily Random Discussion thread to talk about anything.

Full Community Guidelines

Ongoing discussions, FAQs & Resources (still under construction)

Adoption Certificate for Nellie, the Daily Thread numbat (with thanks to @Catfish)

Feedback & Suggestions

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

lodion@aussie.zone

RustyRaven@aussie.zone

briongloid@aussie.zone

bot001@aussie.zone

YarraByte@aussie.zone

Discussion Thread 🦤 Wednesday 11 February 2026 (aussie.zone)

submitted 20 hours ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

89 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Mine is very boring. I'm a witch and I live in Thornbury. All my social media usernames are variations on this theme. Would have been worse if I lived in Ipswich. One day I shall re-invent myself, but at present I see no particular need to do so.

[–] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What if there were two witches in Ipswich? People would ask, but which Ipswich witch?

[–] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Not only that, but what the witch of Ipswich actually does. Which witch switches the switch for Ipswich?

Not telling.

[–] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Is it the one wearing an Irish wrist watch?

[–] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

???