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if 1: return True (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Ragdoll_X@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Soy 0 got truthmogged by chad 1 😎

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 25 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Now get ready for fuzzy logic!

-1.0 = false
0.0 = neutral
1.0 = true

Also now you know more about AI than most AI bros on the internet.

[–] DarkenLM@sh.itjust.works 6 points 15 hours ago

Laughs in VHDL

[–] kubica@fedia.io 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The not so funny thing is that if you try this in scripting languages -1 and 1 are both truthy so...

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Because you need to infer the fuzzy boolean as a type (I personally plan to make one that works between -127 and 127, on integers instead of floats), and then write an interpreter to use the values accordingly.