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Transcendence meme template

function main() {...}

int main() {...}

void main() {...}

U0 main() {...}

/* HolyC example */
U0 Main()
{
 U8 *message = "hello world";
 "%s\n",message;
}
Main;
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[–] arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is the Main; at the end? Is this like a scripting language where having something like main() is just an idiom? Also is printf() like built-in or something?

[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, it is the scripting language of TempleOS.

[–] arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

I knew it was from TempleOS, didn't realize it was actually a scripting language though.