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Ricky Martin is aging like wine, Kid Rock is aging like milk left out in the sun in Arizona.
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Do some of the drugs kids. Just not the ones kid rock does.
Don’t do rock, kid.
Kids, at a certain point in life you're going to feel an urge to cut back on the late nights partying and feel like you ought to eat better and exercise more, maybe even spend a Saturday hiking without drugs or alcohol. If you don't listen to your body when it tells you that, you'll wind up looking like kid rock. And if you don't get that feeling by 30 pretend you did and do it anyways.
Less alcohol, more mushrooms, keep dancing and partying forever. The issue isn't fun it's alcohol.
It's also the late nights and bar food and not getting enough exercise. Psychs are great for those that psychs are great for, but finding a good balance that includes different types of fun is good for you, and if you can't enjoy a nice short evening of sober hanging out with friends you ought to resolve that
Mushroom you won't have an appetite at the end of the night. Great for a night of dancing with no drunk food chowdown after.
I will argue that healthy "bar food" is so much better.
Last night I shallow fried some summer squash, and it was so much more tasty than anything fried from a bar.
Semi sober hikes are super awesome! I like smoking in nature. But drinking while hiking sounds miserable.
Drinking during a hike is fun if it's a light hike and light drinking. Small beer would probably be excellent even on a little bit rougher. That said I'm one of those people who loves going on a long walk when I'm hammered. Like, if I still drank like I did in college people would have to keep me from doing a mile+ while shitfaced.
Different strokes, for different folk I guess.
I ain't trying to harsh anyone's mellow. It just ain't for me.