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FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men, files show (apnews.com)
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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Can't believe Russia would do all this to incriminate this saint of a man, then kill him in a US prison, all to bersmirch the good name of US oligarchs.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

he killed himself, remember? lol