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FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men, files show (apnews.com)
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[–] etherphon@midwest.social 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

AH so he was the lone bad guy on the island then? Everyone else was there for a nice tan? That makes perfect sense.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

it was just a few "bad apples" lol