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FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men, files show (apnews.com)
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[–] BigTuffAl@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 days ago

The rich investigated themselves and what do you know, they're innocent!