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[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah! The $2 socks I bought are incredibly thin, don’t keep my feet warm, and I wore holes in them quickly! The pair I paid $10 for are much thicker and have lasted more than 5x longer. This is clear evidence that I need a $175,000 new car.

[–] bigpharmasutra@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You would make a great C-suite executive.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’ve instructed my lawyers to sue you for defaming me like this.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

DW a truly great exec would think wbat you need is a $40,000 car that only lasts 1 year.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Only $40k? What kind of peasant are you?

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A broke one, I'm basically giving these cars away*.

{|*extras not included: aircon, leather seats, motor}

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

No wonder it’s so cheap, it all makes sense now.

[–] bigpharmasutra@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I await you in discovery. You may have a team of fancy corporate lawyers on your side but I've seen The Rainmaker. Both the movie and the tv show!

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, my lawyers have informed me that as the chairperson of the board of Lockheed Martin, my chances of winning this lawsuit are very slim and I would be better off ordering a mob hit.

[–] bigpharmasutra@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Clearly someone graduated from the Boeing school of executive management.

[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wore holes in them quickly

stop walking outside in your socks

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Walking inside is boring, though.

[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

look at you all fancy with a place to live

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

The company paid for it.