In fact, 99.999999% is an extremely low estimate. The number of ways that a deck of cards can be shuffled is 52! Which is equal to 8065817517094387857166063685640376697528950544088327782400000000000 possibilities.
If you shuffled cards every second from the birth of the universe until now, you still wouldn’t even come close (statistically) to getting the same arrangement twice.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/42773245
Don't stop now. You're obviously due for an equally long winning streak. Isn't that how it works?
Yes. It's called gambler's fellacy because it leads to free blowjobs.
It's because you get them from your fellas?
Back in my day, all you got was free drinks!
First the bartenders want tips, now they want the free drink? Straight from my body?
It absolutely is, any day now. 🤣