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Conservative Defends Child Molesters In Case He Becomes Child Molester Someday (theonion.com)
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[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

The editorial team has been crushing it! They started their physical newspaper again! My coworker has been bringing it to the break room and it's still funny and well written. Less weird skeptic stuff, and more politics, but it's what we need.