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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] kcseb@pawb.social 134 points 3 days ago (59 children)

And here's where we introduce you to this magical term called full disk encryption!

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world 86 points 3 days ago (23 children)

And if you use BitLocker, do NOT backup your recovery key to the cloud!

https://gizmodo.com/microsoft-reportedly-turned-over-bitlocker-encryption-keys-to-the-fbi-2000713550

Print out out, give it to a friend, don't mention it via electronic means (email, text, Snapchat, YouTube, and so on...)

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Don’t print it. Your previous prints are easily retrievable

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