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Probably dildos or fleshlights
That's too easy though. I was thinking more like a bar of soap with a hole carved in it.
LPT;
As someone who knew a guy (no for real, not me) who used axe shower gel and gave himself a UTI; DO NOT fuck the soap. The bacteria that live on there is a delicate ecosystem and if you strip it off with hardcore soaps then you'll leave yourself open for the harmful bacteria to make their home on your most delicates.