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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Probably dildos or fleshlights

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's too easy though. I was thinking more like a bar of soap with a hole carved in it.

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago

LPT;

As someone who knew a guy (no for real, not me) who used axe shower gel and gave himself a UTI; DO NOT fuck the soap. The bacteria that live on there is a delicate ecosystem and if you strip it off with hardcore soaps then you'll leave yourself open for the harmful bacteria to make their home on your most delicates.