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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)

graduate

lack basic knowledge

Why are they graduating in the first place? Who is passing these students? Stop passing students who can't show they learned anything, maybe? Novel idea, I know.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

They... Are? Seems like a lot of people responding aren't reading the article, so:

  • Brazil is huge, and has the largest public healthcare system in the world.
  • This is the first time they've conducted a national test against medical universities
  • They are not punishing students, but the universities, and restricting new enrollment at them

And no, they are not all private institutions.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Seems like a lot of people responding aren't reading the article, so

You're insinuating I didn't read the article. 😛 But you're right, I didn't, because the statement I was referring to is right in the title.

How are they "about to graduate" if teachers weren't passing them when they shouldn't have, if they lack basic knowledge? You shouldn't be reaching the end of your medical programme about to graduate if you haven't passed any courses. 🤷‍♂️

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Corruuuuuption!

Americans, pay attention, because this is where you're headed in speed run fashion

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 16 hours ago

speed run fashion

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I believe we USians invented the model.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aha your president represents this exact form of corruption too

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All of them, really. This one just hasn't enough game or reason to hide it.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

His brain is too hollow innit

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's mostly private institutions passing people because they just care about the money and nothing else.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Source? The literal subtitle of the article says it's private and public institutions.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Try reading beyond the subtitle

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Middle of the article:

The medicine schools with the worst scores are mostly municipally owned (created and managed by city councils) or ...

Sooo...

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Cherry picking huh? Municipal are the smallest and least funded public universities here, the major institutions are all state and federal level, to be honest I didn't even know there were municipal ones.

"It’s no surprise that federal public universities have received the highest marks; they are universally recognized as the best. But the evaluation of medical programs has also revealed that tuition fees can be inversely proportional to the quality of the education being offered. Medicine schools that scored the lowest (1 or 2 on a scale of 1-5) charge each student between $1,100 and $2,600 a month, according to a detailed analysis by Veja magazine. This is veritable fortune in a country where the minimum wage is $313 a month."

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 24 minutes ago

Not cherry picking, just wasn't aware that municipalities were smaller schools. Our school system here works different. Now I know.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Those institutions need to lose their accreditation then.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

They are restricting new enrollment for now while they make other plans. Removing accreditation would punish the students more than the system. Also, they aren't all private.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That exam wasnt created for that and there is a very difficult exam to get a residency which is required for more 'complex' doctor jobs, so people didnt see the need for that until now. They are working on changes though that could involve shutting down courses that fail to meet the necessary standards