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[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

For anyone that didn't read the article, it's because the characters name is transliterated as "mǎ ěr fú", which can be roughly read as "fortune horse".

Year of the horse - fortune horse. You see the pun.

[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Correct horse battery staple

If you know, you know.

[–] normanwall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] RustySharp@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Every Chinese year happens every 60 years.

12 animals x 5 elements

[–] normanwall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Ty, I might have to read more next time lol