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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Doubtless they're all broken up about that. On the plus side, it frees up the theater to screen something that'll actually sell tickets.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 hours ago

If you read the article it says they were showing it as a joke because there was nothing else to show at the moment. I doubt it was ever going to make them much money though, so perhaps they can just give the employees next week off instead.