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Son of Norway's crown princess to go on trial for allegedly raping four women
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this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2026
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"Just make me look like I'm an inbred member of the Bratva looking to audition for membership of a Neo-Nazi organization."
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He's actually not part of the European royalty genepool, as he was born long before his mom married the crown prince.
He just have one of those naturally punchable faces.
And funnily enough, there's WAY more ties to his family to Epstein and the Jewish mobs than there is to Russia and their mobs. He's lucky he's a boy, or who knows what else he might've been thrown into.
Looks like Draco Malfoy lol
The Temu knock-off version, anyway.