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[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Epstein wrote the final season of Game of Thrones

Epstein wrote the Kendall Jenner Pepsi commercial

[–] justsquigglez@leminal.space 4 points 1 week ago

And the final season of How I Met Your Mother.

(I have unbridled hatred for that season.)

[–] Solumbran@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah and totally not the beginning with the romanticised rape scenes of a kid.