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A lot of girls won't fuck me because I don't drive a 7 row luxury SUV and ask me if I'm homosexual or mentally ill for not doing so.
I mostly laugh at them. Are they 'society' or just stupid twats projecting their insecurity about vehicle size onto others?
That Douglas Adams fellow was a right twat. Just because he wants to fuck buildings doesn't mean the rest of us do. I'm content fucking my 10 year old hatchback. It has a dual exhaust... and it never once impressed a lady. It mostly impresses Suburu drivers who are all lesbians or aspiring lesbians.
Chasing sex can be fun. For a lot of dummies the chase is the point and the sex is the annoying dumb part.