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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 85 points 6 days ago (6 children)

One time when I was in my early teens, I was teasing my sister and her friend and that friend suddenly lunged at me and bit me on the arm, hard. I had tooth marks and a funny feeling for the next few hours - a girl had touched me, with her mouth!

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 73 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Did it affect your taste in women?

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago

No no, the woman tasted him

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