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Anything But Metric

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Americans will use anything but metric

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[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

America

First off, we don't want anything French -- I'll remind you we renamed "French Fries" to "Freedom Fries".

Second, we use the standard "blue whale" as a unit for large volumes.