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Anything But Metric

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Americans will use anything but metric

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[–] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Nah, it's American now, just like pizza, football, and Christianity. If it touches these Purple Mountains Majesty™©®, it belongs to us. Shit, even if it doesn't touch us, but has, like, some cool stuff that we want, then that's our's too. It's our Manifest Destiny.

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

America

First off, we don't want anything French -- I'll remind you we renamed "French Fries" to "Freedom Fries".

Second, we use the standard "blue whale" as a unit for large volumes.

[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 6 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

No, we're still bitter about it. Give us back the statue of Liberty, and good old Louisana before that idiot of an emperor sold it to you.

Make France Great Again!

Your new national dish shall be croissants and ratatouille if you don't comply.

[–] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

We colonized croissants a looooong time ago, pal! Or have you not heard of Burger King's Le Croissandwich?

[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago

You're right, Burger King was always good in France compared to the other fastfood places. I give up.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

You aren't stealing our gumbo from us!