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Woman claims to have impregnated herself with Epstein's semen and sent him a pint of mormon blood from her youngest daughter every week in exchange for her school funding (lemmy.ml)

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[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Bruh a pint of blood a week is insane?

You would need 8 mormons to do that safely.

What do you even use it for? Communing with Joseph Smith?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That was my first thought as well. This wouldn’t have been a small operation, others would necessarily have been involved. What did she do to convince them? Did she pose as a blood drive employee? Did she institute a blood bucket ritual? Did she bribe a blood bank? And who the fuck accepts a kiddie pool’s worth of blood from their gene stealer? This is such bizarre depravity all around.

[–] murmelade@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

And what service do you use? Just FedEx it?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 2 days ago

And who the fuck accepts a kiddie pool’s worth of blood from their gene stealer? This is such bizarre depravity all around.

People who want control and guaranteed silence and services.

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