this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Fake: Anon has a wife

Gay: Anon joined the military to look at naked dudes in the shower

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Gay: Anon joined the military to look at naked dudes in the shower

Fake, anon forgot why he joined the military

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago

Quiet, whiskey Jack