I'd say I'm sorry for the title, but that would imply I was sorry for the title.
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Hockey players are the second most likely athlete to survive, due to having heavy armor and a long stick in their starting kit. Long-distance bikers are the first, especially if they know how to do repairs.
seriously, in an actual apocalypse scenario bikepackers are going to be gods among men, because they're used to transporting large amounts of cargo long distances on a bicycle that needs no fuel and minimal amounts of maintenance.