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I mean, MAGA can't wipe their own ass.

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I tried to look for a generic shape pic of North America. But I guess I'm too tired right now, because my brain saw this image below and said... "it's Patrick wearing a cape riding a giant seahorse with SpongeBob on its back looking the other direction smoking a cigarette".
I need to go to bed.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fuck. FUCK. I'm seeing it.

Ellesmere and nearby islands are Patrick's head. Bob's cig is Alaska. Baja California is the cape. That dick-shaped province in SE USA is the seahorse's snout. Quebec is the seahorse's "mane".

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Oops, I should have horizontally flipped the coin-op picture. My seahorse is * huge*, its tail is Mexico and Patrick's cone tipped head is Northern-most Canada. Quebec is SpongeBob.

I like yours too! 😁

Oops it's missing Greenland.

Crap -- he's holding a Trump flag.