this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2026
556 points (96.6% liked)

Funny

13341 readers
1928 users here now

General rules:

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

Yeah, I have picked my midlife crisis and I won't have money for it until either my mother dies when I'm 60 or, um, never. It's a $300,000 musical instrument that takes 15 people to play properly. I W̸͖͂̈́͋̐A̷̡̞̠͎̱̿͜N̴͉̗̽͋T̶̠͑̔ one.

Most folk think my bike is my midlife crisis. That's just my ride.