this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2026
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[โ€“] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Do you want to be on the plane when the corpse voids its bowels?

[โ€“] higgsboson@dubvee.org 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The person(s) sitting closest to the corpse should get to decide whether it is an emergency.