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[โ€“] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you missed the best part

AAAAHHHHRRRRGGGHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA! sweat pouring off balmer as his body goes into shock from the pain

His mutant power is absorbing all of the cocaine in a 20 mi radius.