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Caulk (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Had to get some caulk for a project recently. Holy shit there are so many different types of caulk. Different colors of caulk. Different sizes of caulk. Specialty caulk that is thick and caulk that is particularly sticky.

I'm not a caulk person but after getting hands-on, I got what I needed.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And this is exactly why I have SO much closeted caulk, just standing there, getting hard without ever getting released.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 months ago

I feel seen.

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

getting hard without ever getting released

Title of your sex tape!

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

sex tape

It's just 24 hours of caulk drying.

[–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And the worst part is the cheap 100% silicone caulk that is useful for 10 billion different things is no longer cheap! Used to be about $1-3/tube and now it’s $6-14/tube.

I used that stuff for everything, especially as an adhesive. Not anymore 😭

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I'm not a caulk person but after getting hands-on, I got what I needed.

😏

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Caulk is the new deck. Noted.