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Selling watermelons by day, chip design by night (files.ikt.id.au)
submitted 1 week ago by n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] green_red_black@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I know this is a joke but honestly I would love to do this. Sell fruits and vegetables I grow at a farmers market and while I wait do any programming assignments

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There could be lots of time while waiting for a customer.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But... He's selling watermelons. Why isn't he busy? 😭

[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

It appears to be dark out, so perhaps its morning before the market opens?

[–] czardestructo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Just bought 10 acres and plan to grow the shit out of some veggies. I stare at a screen all day and deal with technical problems, at the end of the way I just want to dig in the dirt and stare at the plants.