this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2026
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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I appreciate the (icky) subtext that the reviewer is not only eating a good amount of food off of that, but is casually wearing it around town and also touching elevator buttons with it.

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 8 hours ago

... I think that was all explicitly in the text.

The only thing sub about it was the guy was wearing the accommodator out and about, amirite?

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

honestly it might be "cleaner" than some peoples fingers