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My all-time favorite review is easily this one:
I appreciate the (icky) subtext that the reviewer is not only eating a good amount of food off of that, but is casually wearing it around town and also touching elevator buttons with it.
... I think that was all explicitly in the text.
The only thing sub about it was the guy was wearing the accommodator out and about, amirite?
honestly it might be "cleaner" than some peoples fingers