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Leopards Ate My Face

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People fight back against the leopards who ate their faces, let's help them (leavingmaga.org)
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[–] fratermus@piefed.social 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

People fight back against the leopards who ate their faces

  1. you're on a plane, minding your own business
  2. a group of radicalized hijackers take over the plane and are determined to crash it
  3. some hijackers get queasy about it and either stop participating in the highjack or even start to fight against it
  4. [do what with them?]
  5. once you land add all the hijackers to the no fly list, prosecute, etc

We are at step 4.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

The hijackers get pardoned and regroup but don't include the queesy people next time so the hijacking is successful.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

No. we're at the beginning of step 3.

Let's first get this over, once we are done with the cheeto we can squabble about what to do with Maga. At the very least it should be designated a prohibited domestic terrorist organization

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
  1. You’re on a plane, minding your own business.
  2. A drunk with a gun demands that the plane be flown to Mar-a-Lago, or he will kill everyone on the plane. He's well armed and insults some of the fellow passengers for saying negative things about Trump.
  3. After a while, a fellow passenger political centrist whacks him while he's not looking. The gun flies out of his hand, and discharges, but there is little injury and damage.
  4. Others tackle and hold him. He's arrested and charged. Trump pardons him.
  5. He wants to be taken off the now-fly-list (or lists if it's up to private airline companies). He says that he has since given up on guns and drinking alcohol, and promises not to do it again. (He might also have said "MTG has some good criticisms of Trump.")