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The former porn model?
Alternate Universe Back to the Future:
Doc Brown: Then tell me, future boy, who's the first lady of the United States in 2025?
Marty McFly: Melania Trump
Doc Brown: Melania Trump!? The porn model!?
Melania? (makes ankles-behind-the-ears gesture) HER?