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Best Review Ever for Melania (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 60 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Why do we need a Melania documentary? You can sum up her story in 3 sentences.

  1. Arranged marriage with a douchebag because she didn't want to work.
  2. Douchebag became president.
  3. Now she's miserable because not only does she have to pretend to like the douchebag, but also she has to do stuff, because she's technically the first lady.
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

4. She gets to look forward to being buried in an unmarked grave on a golf course.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

We don't. But the orange king is the best ever and that's why his wife must be good too. Which is why that film.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Who gives a fuck about Christmas trees?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I think I get what You were going for. She's just an ornament. Nobody gives a fuck about ornaments. But You used the wrong metaphor, as a Christmas tree is more than just an ornament :p