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Best Review Ever for Melania (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 61 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Why do we need a Melania documentary? You can sum up her story in 3 sentences.

  1. Arranged marriage with a douchebag because she didn't want to work.
  2. Douchebag became president.
  3. Now she's miserable because not only does she have to pretend to like the douchebag, but also she has to do stuff, because she's technically the first lady.
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

We don't. But the orange king is the best ever and that's why his wife must be good too. Which is why that film.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

4. She gets to look forward to being buried in an unmarked grave on a golf course.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Who gives a fuck about Christmas trees?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I think I get what You were going for. She's just an ornament. Nobody gives a fuck about ornaments. But You used the wrong metaphor, as a Christmas tree is more than just an ornament :p