this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2026
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[โ€“] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If I could figure it out as a non English speaking 9yo back in 1987, you can too Anon. I believe in you!

[โ€“] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

This is the best out of your ass lie I've seen today.