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Beautiful But Deadly (media.piefed.zip)
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[–] pipe01@programming.dev 41 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Compiling is only half the battle

[–] palmtrees2309@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In Rust, it is 80% of the battle.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

In assembly it's none of the battle. Or all of the battle depending on the perspective.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why you know that if your code hasn't put up a fight yet, it's because it's saving its energy.

[–] boeman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I feel that in my soul.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Can’t wait to see how much lint is in her dryer