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Anger as suspect in $100M jewelry heist said to be biggest in US history avoids standing trial – because ICE deported him (www.independent.co.uk)

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Last month, federal officials allegedly deported one of the suspects in a massive 2022 jewelry heist in Southern California where thieves made off with $100 million in merchandise, in what prosecutors have called the largest jewelry heist in U.S. history.

Jeson Nelon Presilla Flores was sent to Ecuador on or about December 29, according to court documents obtained by The Los Angeles Times. He was believed to be linked to a raid on a Brinks truck that netted a fortune in stolen jewels, gold and watches.

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[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I'm as happy as anyone in this thread for the 'victims' in this particular crime getting their comeuppance, however:

Jeson Nelson Presilla Flores is a criminal illegal alien from Ecuador whose criminal history includes sexual battery, threatening with intent to terrorize burglary, vandalism, robbery, and more,” DHS Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin told The Independent

This might be an attempt at smearing the guy, however if true it puts the jolly atmosphere of a 'clever rogue that game the system and got away' that is prominent in this thread in quite a different light.

Imho

[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly? Tricia McLaughlin is a serial liar. If you want a tell on if she is lying, see if her lips are moving. She is a giant piece of shit human and I hope she gets ass cancer.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

I was fortunate enough not to know her.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

~~He got sent to a gulag, I'm sure he's not happy.~~

I stand corrected:

The officials said Flores appeared at an immigration hearing on December 16, where he represented himself, and admitted to the allegations against him then requested voluntary departure.