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Teaching seems like a frustrating job (media.piefed.world)
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[โ€“] secretsoundwave@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Unless, and hear me out, they beat that child with multiple bananas at home for 6 straight hours. I mean they pelt him non stop with those large, hard, and un-ripe South American bananas that are like 2lbs of concrete. Then they send him to school with one of those things in his backpack to induce trauma to be a better human.

[โ€“] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

Ahh, child abuse to ensure compliance. I like it.