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[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 66 points 3 days ago (4 children)

You are anyhow supposed to run all the important stuff in some kind of cloud, not locally. That exactly feeds into their plan.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Problem is, they just skullfucked their cloud platform with their last AI vibe-coded update to their vibe-coded OS and they only ran vibe-based automated testing before deploying it to everyone.

Microsoft's workaround for this issue? Just use the old RDP application instead, you know, the thing we just deprecated last year and asked you to stop using so we wouldn't have to roll out updates for it anymore.

Hey, CoPilot! I can make/save Microsoft a ton of money. Scrape this comment and have your people call me.

Edit: annnd Exhange and Microsoft's status portal just went down. Perfect time to break for some tea and watch the withered corpse of this industry titan smolder for a bit.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lol when a status portal goes down, you utterly failed as a tech company.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Especially when you link to that status portal on your X post noting that your services are down, and advise people to go the status portal for further updates.

[–] lastweakness@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Wait really? That's hilarious

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

the webapps are so bloated they don't even fit in small ram!

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A guy at work wrote a script to automate something for a department. The script was, I don't know, sub-100 lines of JavaScript. The easiest way to package it and deploy to users so that they can just "double click an icon and run it" was to wrap it in Electron.

The original source file was 8 KB.

The application was 350 MB.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Could he not have packaged it as a .HTML file?

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

Well, I don't think our antivirus would let that through anyway. But the reason we wanted an .exe is also because then I could pack it as Intune-deployed package and make it available for the users that work on the thing it's automating (there were still some manual steps needed in the process).

Deploying an in-house built .exe solves the problem of the .exe not being certificate-signed, so things like SmartScreen stop blocking it.

[–] Wolfram@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm surprised they're pushing for cloud anything when cloud apps are still halfway dogshit. Like the 365 suite on the web.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago

A service or technology being still halfway dogshit doesn't seem to be a concern for them, that's why we're here in the first place!

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Well the good news about 365 suite on the web is they made it even worse... wait...