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Hey, I was already sensually eating junk food.
Seriously, though, I would not put it past this CDC to try to sell me some bullshit woo about how activating endorphins whilst eating fruit unlocks some quantum vitamins or something.
Am I crazy or does that sound within the realm of possibility for them?
I don't know if they'd say that specifically -- but you're not alone in having trouble telling real announcements from satire!