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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Hey, I was already sensually eating junk food.

Seriously, though, I would not put it past this CDC to try to sell me some bullshit woo about how activating endorphins whilst eating fruit unlocks some quantum vitamins or something.

Am I crazy or does that sound within the realm of possibility for them?

[–] e0qdk@reddthat.com 4 points 2 days ago

I don't know if they'd say that specifically -- but you're not alone in having trouble telling real announcements from satire!