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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Punch a teacher in the face, get a free banana. Sounds like a great deal for the kid. Maybe if he shoots his teacher he'll get a "calming Nintendo".

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thanks Super-Nintendo Chalmers

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Thanks Super-Nintendo Calmers" was right there bro.

[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Learn to shoot CEOs for a calming life! Nice!