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[–] Darkness343@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I feel like the teacher should be someone who not only possesses great knowledge and the capacity to guide, but also the ability to solo the entire classroom in a fight to make them submit and listen the fuck up.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

No joke, our school hired an ex-boxer for the behavioral remidiation class.

He was also a really good teacher, and did a great job engaging with a lot of the kids, but he pretty much had physical violence off the table.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] QueenMidna@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And one more for Jenny and the whimp!

Boot to the head!

Boot to the head!

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The more serious students will be armed. You're better off fleeing out a window.

[–] Darkness343@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Teacher should just learn to fight against armed opponents

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Free MMA classes for all the teaching staff

[–] Darkness343@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago