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[–] Thorry@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

One night Musk and Trump were sitting in the Oval Office not doing much, as they like to do. Musk was out of his gourd on ketamine and Trump just shit himself for the third time since his last diaper change. Out of nowhere Musk says: "We should start saying "Sieg Heil" to each other". Trump looks up, or at least as much as his failing body would allow, and says: "Why Elon? What does that mean?" Musk responds, irritation showing in his voice: "Well that's what our brothers in Germany said, so I think we should bring back the tradition". Trump, also getting angry, picks up the phone and shouts he needs a MickeyD hamberder right away. As he fumbles the handle back on the red phone, he shouts to Musk: "Yes, I know that's what the Germans said, but what does it mean?!". "I'm not sure, wait I'll ask Grok" Musk responds. After a couple of failed tries with the speech to text on his phone, Grok responds using a voice suspiciously like Scarlett Johanssons. Grok explains the word Sieg means victory and Heil is a greeting (hail), Germans used to say this to mean they believed they would be victorious. "Why would we say it then? I'm already President for life, I already have my victory!" Trump exclaimed. "We're going to need a war then" Musk responded.

"And that, children, is how WW3 started all the way back in 2026" the Teacherbot says to the class over Microsoft Copilot New 365 Teams with Copilot (tm). Elroy shouts: "Teacher! That can't be true, that sounds dumb as shit!". "Language! We'll have a talk about your behavior after class young man. I've already sent a meeting invite to your father, so he'll be joining that call as well" Teacherbot responds. Elroy sighs and says "Ah shucks"